Letters to Electra - The Creepiest Dream I've Had So Far

10/9/14

Dear Electra,

Last night I had dreamt of entering a race. In the last part of the race we had to get through a dark tunnel and be chased by a man dressed up as a shark and another man dressed up as a clown, complete with white facepaint & a red nose. I was mortified so I grabbed onto my male friend's hand. At the finish line another one of my male friends saw me holding hands with my friend and then cried and ran away. Yes, Electra, I am having unnatural psychological hallucinations.

I forgot to greet my father on Father's Day. I was having breakfast with him and talking about normal sentiments. After breakfast I went to the lounge and sat with my mother. My dad said, "you forgot to greet me."
Not knowing what he was talking about, I asked my mum, "what is he saying?"
"You forgot to greet him for Father's Day," she replied in a whisper.
Feeling regrettable I ran up to him in the dining room and greeted him with a hug. I forgot about giving him a gift or even a 'breakfast in bed', like what Gwen gave for her father.
I am the WORST. DAUGHTER. EVER.
Don't trust me with remembering events, I'll forget unless you constantly remind me or the event is important.

This is me...
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...and this is you, Electra.
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- M ★